
Prefers to go by Lord Gary Winston Grundy of Hougun Manor

AKA Health and safety buff, Forehead, Button-ears, Grumpy Gills, Tambo, Will from the Inbetweeners, Drumstick Squashie, the list goes on…

Only available for meetings if you bring biscuits

This picture is proof that she can smile.

She doesn’t talk funny, she’s probably got cake in her mouth’

Hello Sausage!

If you hear a squeak, no we don’t have mice, that’s just Pearl laughing!

You’ll never meet someone more obsessed with Mulligatawny soup. And don’t ask about football, you’ll be there for hours!

It took him ages to do his hair for this picture.

AKA Handsome Paul with a twinkle in his eye

Still single…

Tinder? Completed it mate!

Knows a surprising amount about a good manicure

Spends more time at Fratton Park than in the factory

Had to sing the sandwich van tune to get him to smile

Not me Nige! (If it's wrong, it wasn't him!)

Happy chappy always smiling!

The BFG – Big Fabricating Giant

Shares clothes with his son’s action man

Bin Police. Health and Safety Buff.