Prefers to go by Lord Gary Winston Grundy of Hougun Manor
Hyperactive at the best of times, don’t give her coffee
AKA Health and safety buff, Forehead, Button-ears, Grumpy Gills, Tambo, Will from the Inbetweeners, the list goes on…
She doesn’t talk funny, she’s probably got cake in her mouth’
The force is strong in this one
Question master
Bin Police. Health and Safety Buff.
AKA Handsome Paul with a twinkle in his eye
He’s so vain he probably thinks this one’s about him
If he was any more laid back, he’d be laid down
Knows a surprising amount about a good manicure
Spends more time at Fratton Park than in the factory
Had to sing the sandwich van tune to get him to smile
Shares clothes with his son’s action man
Chippy for 30 years, Navy for 25 years, plasterer for 25 years, electrician for 15 years, Installer for 20 years, looks great for his age
His brand new jumper will be waterproof with silicon in a months time…
Biggest morning person you’ll ever meet!
Doesn’t need a ladder to get to the second floor